Ideal language syntax

What would make a language syntax ideal for my tastes?

• Short keywords. my or = instead of var, to or underlines, instead of function, for or a vertical line instead of while, maybe even do instead of while or for.
• Little punctuation. Python-style : instead of {}. . instead of ->. : instead of =>.
• Punctuation and keywords that follow existing prose use; -- is far better for comments than ; or #, which mean something totally different in everyday life.
• Not fucking monospace.
• Infix syntax with either traditional precedence or required full parenthesization in cases where it would change the meaning. Because I don’t want to puzzle over why a + b * c is giving the wrong answer, only to find that it means (a + b) * c.
• By the same token, operator overloading; I certainly don’t want to have to write a.plus(b.times(c)) as in JS.
• Some kind of aspect weaving so that a particular piece of code can be focused on only the things that are relevant to a particular task — for example, dataflow, types, proofs, resource limits, escape-analysis annotations.
• Lightweight lambdas.
• Extensibility, because sometimes lightweight lambdas aren’t enough.

Of course there are other aspects of programming languages that are more important than the syntax, but the syntax is important.